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Usain Bolt Jokes

Looking for some laughs about the world's fastest man? Look no further than this collection of silly, corny, and downright hilarious Usain Bolt jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just looking for some celebrity humor, you'll find plenty to love in this collection. From lightning-fast one-liners to clever quips and riddles, these jokes will have you laughing all the way to the finish line. So why not sprint on over and check them out? After all, jokes are always more fun when they're lightning fast!

Showing all 5 Usain Bolt jokes

A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt.

I guess it's a running joke.
A man walks into a bar. By the way, I'm the guy who accidentally knocked over Usain Bolt.

Sorry, I'm not good with segways.
Did you hear which country Usain Bolt is retiring to?
Fastest Bolt at the Olympics?
Who is faster?

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