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Boxing Jokes

Looking for a knockout punchline? Look no further! This collection of silly, corny and funny Boxing jokes about celebrities is the perfect place to satisfy your comedic cravings. Whether you're a boxing fan or just enjoy hilarious celebrity jokes, you'll find something to love in this collection. From Muhammad Ali to Mike Tyson, we've got jokes about all your favorite boxing legends. So step into the ring and get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of the best Boxing jokes, complete with quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the sport. Jokes are always a hit, and these are sure to be a knockout!

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How do you lure Brandon Rios out the gym?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amir who?
Amir Khant get up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nonito who?
C'mon man let me in, hurry, Rachel's pissed!
There's a blackman and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
What do you call a black guy with a fan?
What do you call a boxer who does the cleaning?
What do you call the space between the Khan household and their neighbours?
What is the main source of Mexico's GDP?
What travels at 200km's a hour?
What's more boring golf or cricket?
When Joe Louis was asked who had hit him the hardest during his boxing career, he replied,

“That’s easy - Uncle Sam!”

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Who would win in a fight out of Devon Alexander and Paul McCloskey?
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Why don't Kelly Pavlik and Arthur Abraham get along?

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