Looking for a knockout punchline? Look no further! This collection of silly, corny and funny Boxing jokes about celebrities is the perfect place to satisfy your comedic cravings. Whether you're a boxing fan or just enjoy hilarious celebrity jokes, you'll find something to love in this collection. From Muhammad Ali to Mike Tyson, we've got jokes about all your favorite boxing legends. So step into the ring and get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of the best Boxing jokes, complete with quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the sport. Jokes are always a hit, and these are sure to be a knockout!
Back to SportHow do you lure Brandon Rios out the gym?Answer: Roll a penny down the street.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amir
Amir who?
Amir Khant get up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nonito.
Nonito who?
C'mon man let me in, hurry, Rachel's pissed!
There's a blackman and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?Answer: Jean Pascal
What do you call a black guy with a fan?Answer: Anything but Timothy Bradley.
What do you call a boxer who does the cleaning?Answer: Mike Dyson!
What do you call the space between the Khan household and their neighbours?Answer: Muhammad Alley
What is the main source of Mexico's GDP?Answer: Joe Calzaghe and Ricky Hatton.
What travels at 200km's a hour?Answer: Brandon Rios hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
What's more boring golf or cricket?Answer: Wladimir Klitschko
When Joe Louis was asked who had hit him the hardest during his boxing career, he replied,
“That’s easy - Uncle Sam!”
Who would win in a fight out of Devon Alexander and Paul McCloskey?Answer: Who cares?
Why doesn't James Toney celebrate thanksgiving?Answer: KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why don't Kelly Pavlik and Arthur Abraham get along?Answer: Pavlik hates AA.
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