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Back to SportWhy Tyson bit Evander's ear
1. Thought cauliflower ear was a vegetable
2. Evander said, "Bite me"
3. After blow to head, thought he was Lorraina Bobbitt
4. His new trainer is Tonya Harding
Why Tyson spit out Evander's ear
1. Wanted to ask Evander why he headbutted and mom taught him it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.
2. Bit off more than he could chew.
3. It tasted too salty.
4. Fishermen don't keep everything they catch either.
5. If he'd kept it, it would have put him in a higher income tax bracket.
Actually, Tyson had a prison flashback, became attracted to Holyfield, and started to nibble on his ears.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?Answer: It got angry and bit at the champ!
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?Answer: It has two bytes and no memory.
Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?Answer: As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
Did you hear the one about Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, George Foreman and Floyd Mayweather Jr in queue at the bank?Answer: Punchline
Did you hear what Tyson said to Holyfield after the fight?Answer: Neither did Holyfield.
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles?Answer: It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
Hear about the new Mike Tyson line of perfume?Answer: You slap it on.
How come Mike Tyson's eye's water during love-making?Answer: Mace
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?Answer: Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
How does Mike Tyson like his bath?Answer: Grilled
I want your heart, I want to eat your children.
I'm one of the few people willing to step into a boxing ring with Mike Tyson
Because I'm an organ donor, it'd be a charity event.
If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think about it: You could walk into his shop and say, "Hey, Mike! Could you take a little off the ears?
If you think your life can’t get any worse, just remember…you could be Mike Tyson in a Chinese restaurant trying to order the Sweet and Sour Shrimp.
It's a good thing for Holyfield that Tyson wasn't three feet tall!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!
Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear. He said, 'Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork.'
Mike Tyson was the first boxer who got an earpiece in the boxing ring. He got it from Evander Holyfield.
Mike Tyson whispered an apology into Holyfield's ear. Then he slipped it back into his pocket.
Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?"
Holyfield: "What?"
Tyson to Holyfield before the fight: "I eat punks like you for breakfast."
Holyfield's reply: "Bite Me"
What are Mike Tysons favorite words?Answer: Let's take a bite out of Crime!!
What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?Answer: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!
What did Mike Tyson say after going 10 rounds in the ring?Answer: That was in tenths!
What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?Answer: I'm EARresistable
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?Answer: You gonna eat that?
What did Tyson do after the fight?Answer: He went home and put his favorite Sinatra album on, which included hits such as, "It Was A Very Good Ear", and. "I Bit It My Way".
What did Tyson say to Don King back in the dressing room?Answer: You're right it did taste like chicken!
What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?Answer: They both go down for the count!
What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?Answer: Whatever you want.
What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers?Answer: I'm Thor.
What has four legs and no ears?Answer: Mike Tyson's dog.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite food?Answer: An ear of corn.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite Shakespeare quote?Answer: "Friends, Romans, countrymen. Lend me your ears"
What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?Answer: Thort thorts.
What kind of cereal does Mike Tyson eat?Answer: Eareeios
What song does Mike Tysons sing to himself as he's getting dressed in the morning?Answer: Closing Time
What super hero does Mike Tyson most feel like after a long fight?Answer: Thor
What would have made Mike Tyson's apology seem more sincere?Answer: Don King drinking a glass of water at the same time!
What's Mike Tyson's favorite holiday?Answer: Boxing day
What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson - Holyfield match?Answer: After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears, after the bout, there are ears in the ring.
Whats the difference between a Pit bull and Mike Tyson?Answer: One is a crazy animal that bites the other is a dog.
Who can ever deny that once in the ring, nobody is a hungrier fighter than Mike Tyson.
Who's the latest person to get tatooed on Tyson's arms?Answer: Jeffery Dahmer
Who’s a better boxer, Jim Jones or Mike Tyson?Answer: Jim Jones, he knocked out over 900 people with just one punch.
Why did Mike Tyson plant marijuana instead of corn?Answer: He was afraid he'd eat all of the ears.
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