Evander Holyfield Jokes

Actually, Tyson had a prison flashback, became attracted to Holyfield, and started to nibble on his ears.

Anyone remember the first Lennox Lewis - Evander Holyfield fight?

Answer: I heard it was a black tie event.

Did you hear what Tyson said to Holyfield after the fight?

Answer: Neither did Holyfield.

Holyfield's Girlfriend: "So, what are we doing after you win the fight tonight, is anyone having a post fight party?"

Holyfield: "I haven't heard anything, but I'll keep my ear to the ground."

It's a good thing for Holyfield that Tyson wasn't three feet tall!

Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear. He said, 'Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork.'

Mike Tyson was the first boxer who got an earpiece in the boxing ring. He got it from Evander Holyfield.

Mike Tyson whispered an apology into Holyfield's ear. Then he slipped it back into his pocket.

Referee Miles Lane asked Holyfield why he didn't break when told to. He said, "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you!"

Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?"
Holyfield: "What?"

Tyson to Holyfield before the fight: "I eat punks like you for breakfast."

Holyfield's reply: "Bite Me"

Vincent Van Gogh and Evander Holyfield walk into a bar...
... and find it very difficult to have a conversation.

What did Holyfield say after the fight?

Answer: Ear today, gone tommorrow.

What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson - Holyfield match?

Answer: After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears, after the bout, there are ears in the ring.

What's the does a pizza and Evander Holyfield have in common?

Answer: None of them can feed a family of sixteen.

Why doesn't Tyson like Holyfield?

Answer: Something about him left a bad taste in his mouth.