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Back to SportAnd the winner of Pacquiao vs Mayweather is....The UFC
At mannys door:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
40 million dollars
Talk to my promoter...
I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...
The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pacquiao.
Running footsteps sounds, fading away from the door, at Floyds house.
Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao...he gets extra practice with his wife.
What does Manny Pacquiao plan to write on Floyd Mayweathers tombstone?Answer: You can stop counting. I'm not getting up.
Whats more painful than getting punched in the face by Manny Pacquiao or Floyd Mayweather?Answer: Listening to Manny Pacquiao or Floyd Mayweather conduct interviews
Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?Answer: Because it has May weather in it.
You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao?Answer: Pacquiao isn't his wife.
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