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Muhammad Ali Jokes

Are you ready to float like a butterfly and laugh like a hyena? Look no further than our collection of Muhammad Ali jokes! We've got a knockout selection of silly and corny jokes about the legendary boxer that will have you laughing out loud. Plus, our collection also includes quotes, riddles, oneliners, and puns about Muhammad Ali, making it the ultimate source of humor for fans, fanatics, followers, and groupies alike. Whether you're a die-hard Muhammad Ali fan or just someone who loves a good joke, our collection has something for everyone. You'll enjoy our clever puns and witty one-liners that pay tribute to Ali's incredible talent and charisma. And for those who want to learn more about him, our collection of quotes and riddles offers a unique and humorous perspective on his inspiring story. So why not add some punch to your day with some laughter and inspiration? Browse our collection of Muhammad Ali jokes today and get ready to have a good time. Jokes are fun, and with our collection, you'll see that even a sports legend like Muhammad Ali can be the subject of some hilarious jokes.

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Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights?
Everyone thinks Muhammad Ali was the best boxer in history, but Jim Jones had a way higher number of KO's...900 with just one punch.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't.
Muhammad Ali
I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.
Muhammad Ali
I'm young; I'm handsome; I'm fast. I can't possibly be beat.
Muhammad Ali
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled. "Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"
Live everyday as if it were your last because someday you're going to be right.
Muhammad Ali
Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
What did Muhammad Ali do after converting to Islam?
What did Muhammad Ali name his son?
What do you get if you cross a surrealist painter and a pugilist?

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