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Bobbitt Jokes

Here you will find a great collection of silly, corny and funny Bobbitt Jokes for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies and everyone else who likes awesome celebrity jokes. This funny collection of the best jokes about the famous Bobbitt can also contain quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the celebrity. Jokes are fun!

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Why Tyson bit Evander's ear
1. Thought cauliflower ear was a vegetable
2. Evander said, "Bite me"
3. After blow to head, thought he was Lorraina Bobbitt
4. His new trainer is Tonya Harding
Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle. "Master, may I grant you one wish?" asked the genie with a smile. "Hey, bitch. Don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuttin!" barked Rodman. The genie pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."

Dennis thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he said, "Okay, okay, I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!" Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed, "Now leave me alone!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle. The next morning, Rodman woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.
Did you hear about the new computer virus?

It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".

Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!
Did you hear John Wayne Bobbitt called O.J. last night?
Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was almost killed in a traffic accident?
Did you hear what Jeffrey Dahmer said to Lorenna Bobbit?
He tried to sue Lorena but failed - the evidence would not stand up in court!
Hear about the new John Bobbitt brand of coffee?
Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
How did they track down Bobbitt's penis?
How's Bobbitt like Pat Nixon?

More funny Bobbitt Jokes below

I heard that John Bobbitt is marrying a woman who suffers from bulemia. It's a perfect match. She can't keep anything down, and he can't get anything up.
What are the worst words Lorena's next boyfriend could hear?
What did Bobbitt get in his divorce settlement?
What did Bobbitt say to Lenora's lawyer?
What did Bobbitt say when he woke up?
What did John Wayne Bobbitt say when he woke up?
What did Lenora do on Thanksgiving?
What did Lorena serve Bobbitt over the holidays?
What do you call Bobbitt's orgasms?
What do you get when you cross Lorena Bobbitt and Tonya Harding?
What do you get when you put Lorena Bobbitt, Tammy Faye, and O.J. Simpson in the same room?
What does Bobbitt call a Ken doll?
What does Bobbitt call his penis?
What happened after Lorena left her husband?
What is Lorenna Bobbit's name translated into Russian?
What movies will they make about Bobbitt?
What were John Bobbitts first words to his wife after she sliced him and he had it surgically reattached?
What will Bobbitt learn before his next marriage?
What will they call the movie about Bobbitt's penis?
What will they call the movie about John and Lorena Bobbitt?
What's Bobbitt's idea of foreplay?
What's Bobbitt's new pickup line?
What's Lorena Bobbit's favorite sex act?
What's Lorena's latest fashion statement?
What's the difference between Bob Barker and Lorena Bobbitt?
What's the only thing worse than being married to Lorena Bobbit?
What's worst than Elin Nordegren smashing your face in with a 9 iron?
When will Bobbitt have his next orgasm?
When will the Bobbitts get back together?
Why can't Bobbitt get any more dates?
Why did Bobbitt throw away his condoms?
Why did Chuck Woolery call OJ?
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer call the Bobbits?
Why did John Bobbitt beat up his new girlfriend?
Why did John go back to Lorena?
Why did they ask Bobbitt to speak at Nixon's funeral?
Why does Bobbitt abuse his women?
Why does Lorena get up so early?
Why doesn't Bobbitt get laid anymore?

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