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Back to OtherDo you know about that fascist dictator who decided to hit the gym and got some awesome gains?Answer: Benito Muscle-ini
How does the Roman dictator know that the girl is wearing a red dress?Answer: He Caesar
Lenin dies and shows up in heaven, at the gates. St. Peter comes out to see who it is. "What! You have a lot of nerve showing up here! You can't come in, you're Lenin! You're supposed to go to hell!". So Lenin leaves. A few days later, St. Peter stops by hell and asks Lucifer how it's going. He says it's fine, but then says he's got to get going. "Why?" St. Peter asks. "I'll be late for a party rally."
What do you call a shocked dictator?Answer: Napoleon Blownaparte
What do you call it when a Cambodian dictator opens up a restaurant in his Cannabis plantation?Answer: Pol Pot's Pot Plot Hot Pot.
What is every cats favourite Dictator?Answer: Mao
What Italian dictator is either the strongest, or the fishiest?Answer: Benito Muscle-ini or Benito Mussel-ini
Which African Dictator extorts flying insects?Answer: Robert Mug-a-bee
Who was the dictator of the forest?Answer: Mooseolini
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