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Back to OtherI just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy.
Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy.
Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Was it possible to criticize Hitler?Answer: “Sure.” The same way as you criticized Stalin. You had to lock yourself in your bedroom, hide under two, or better three covers, place a pillow, or better two pillows on top of the blankets over your head, and then whisper whatever your soul wishes about the dictator, strictly adhering to a five-minute limit.
What do Hitler and Lance Armstrong have in common?Answer: They both REALLY wanted to finish the race.
What do you call a German dolphin?Answer: Adolf-in
What does Adolf Hitler, Napoleon and Lance Armstrong have in common?Answer: They all done the Tour de France
What was Hitler's philosophy on PR?Answer: Weimar your reputation when you know you're in the Reich!
What was Hitlers campaign slogan?Answer: Gotta catch them all...
Why did the chef get fired?Answer: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
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