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Back to OtherA bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they heard on the news that Saddam's palace had been bombed. One of Saddam's advisors called them and said he had good news and bad news.
The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved.
"Then what's the bad news?" they asked.
"Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied.
Heard about the new exercise regime in the Iraqi army?Answer: In the morning, you put your arms up in the air, and keep them there for the rest of the day.
How do you play Iraqi bingo?Answer: B-52...F-16...B-2
Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair.
They begin talking. After about five minutes, Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later, the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well.
"I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.
They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
Saddam Hussein was executed last week by hanging. Or, as they call that in Iraq, death by natural causes.
This guy ends up in hell, along with 3 presidents
Having reached the place, he is taken by a demon to his eternal torment tar pit. Along the way, he sees some famous political figures.
There's Saddam, up in it to his belly, yelling and screaming. The guy thinks to himself: -Well deserved, surely.
As he continues, he sees Putin, up to his chest.
-You had it coming mate! He shouts while passing by.
Almost reaching him spot, he notices Bush next to the other 2 world leaders,with his feet barely covered. Outraged, he asks the demon: -How come George is barely being punished?
To which the demon replies: -Can't you see he's standing on Laura's shoulders?
What did Saddam say to George Bush after he invaded Kuwait?Answer: Read my lips, I'm pulling out of Kuwait.
What did Saddam say when he came out of his hole?Answer: Did I beat David Blaine?
What do Saddam Hussein and a disco ball have in common?Answer: They're both hanging from the ceiling.
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?Answer: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flintstone?Answer: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!
What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?Answer: Turkey
What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?Answer: My Chemical Romance
What is the best Iraqi job?Answer: Foreign Ambassador
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap?Answer: The bucket.
Why do the Iraq Navy have glass bottom boats?Answer: So they can see the Iraqi Air Force.
Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?Answer: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Why doesn't Saddam Hussein get hemorrhoids?Answer: Because he's a perfect asshole.
Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?Answer: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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