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Iraq Jokes

Here you will find a great collection of silly, corny and funny Iraq jokes about celebrities that suits all celebrity lovers, fans, fanatics, followers, groupies and everyone else who likes amazing celebrity jokes. This funny collection of the best Iraq jokes can also contain quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the Iraq. Jokes are fun!

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Heard about the new exercise regime in the Iraqi army?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair.

They begin talking. After about five minutes, Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.

Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later, the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.

But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well.

"I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.

They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
Saddam Hussein was executed last week by hanging. Or, as they call that in Iraq, death by natural causes.
Jay Leno
What is the best Iraqi job?
Why do the Iraq Navy have glass bottom boats?

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