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France Jokes

Looking for some laughter while celebrating the best of French culture? Look no further than our collection of silly and hilarious France jokes! Perfect for celebrity lovers, fans, fanatics, followers, groupies, and anyone else who wants to enjoy some amazing celebrity jokes, our collection includes the very best France-themed jokes, including puns, one-liners, quotes, and riddles. From silly jokes about French cuisine to hilarious quips about famous French celebrities, our collection is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. So why not give it a try? After all, jokes are fun!

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Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson had a bet
Albert Einstein says “If I can’t answer your question, i’ll give you a million dollars. If you can’t answer my question, you have to give me five dollars.”

Homer says “ok”

Albert Einstein says “I’ll start: What is the capital of France?”

Homer says “lol idk”

Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.

Homer says “What is alive but also dead”

Einstein doesn’t know the answer, and gives Homer a million dollars

Einstein says “Wow, that was a tough question, what’s the answer?”

Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.
Donald Trump has claimed that if the murdered journalists in France had been carrying guns, then they would’ve had a fighting chance. No Donald, they would’ve had a fighting chance if the terrorists had been carrying stationery.
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France’s on DRUGS!

When I’m on drugs, I can’t even FIND my bicycle.
What does Adolf Hitler, Napoleon and Lance Armstrong have in common?
What Shawn Mendes song is popular in France?
What street in France do reindeer live on?

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