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Rudolph Jokes

Get ready to laugh your antlers off with our hilarious collection of Rudolph jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good celebrity joke, this collection has something for everyone. From silly one-liners to clever puns, our Rudolph jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. And don't worry, we haven't forgotten about the rest of the gang - you might just spot some of your other favorite reindeer in the mix! So grab a cup of hot cocoa and settle in for some holiday cheer with our collection of the best Rudolph jokes around. Jokes are fun, especially when they're about Rudolph!

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Showing all 29 Rudolph jokes

Did Rudolph go to school?
Did You Ever Hear About Christopher, The Brown-Nosed Reindeer?
Did you hear about the race between Rudolph and the other reindeer?
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rudolf who?
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rudolph had to ask Santa why Dasher and Dancer are always taking coffee breaks?

Santa: Because those two are my star bucks.
What did Rudolph say when he won the lottery?
What did Rudolph’s mom say before he left for a school field trip?
What do Rudolph always say before telling you a joke?
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

More funny Rudolph Jokes below

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
What does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer eat for breakfast?
What happened when Rudolph ate rotten food?
What is brown, white, and red all over?
What is Rudolph’s favorite day of the year?
What street in France do reindeer live on?
What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity?
What's the difference between Rudolph's nose and David Cameron's autobiography?
Where does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer express his deepest, secret thoughts?
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
Whose fault was it that Santa lost his way?
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
Why does Rudolph's nose shine at night?
Why is Rudolph always wet?
Why is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer so cold at Christmas?
Why is the world's funniest joke not in Rudolph the Reindeer's joke book?

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