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David Cameron Jokes

Looking for some laughs? Look no further than our collection of David Cameron jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan, a casual follower, or just someone who loves a good celebrity joke, this collection has something for you. From silly one-liners to clever puns, we've got the best jokes about the former British Prime Minister. And if you're a fan of quotes or riddles, we've got those too! So come on in and join the fun – after all, who says politics can't be funny?

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David Cameron announced he is stepping down in the wake of a vote, which should make me happy, but it doesn’t. It’s like catching an ice cream cone out of the air, because a child has been hit by a car. I’ll eat it! But it’s tainted somehow.
John Oliver
David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'.

We're leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can't read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.

Yes, we've brought the British way of life to them all right.
David Cameron went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak.

The butcher asked "what is your favourite cut?", David replied, "the public sector".
What's the difference between Rudolph's nose and David Cameron's autobiography?
Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

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