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Theresa May Jokes

Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of silly, corny, and downright hilarious Theresa May jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just looking for a good chuckle, our collection is sure to delight. From one-liners to riddles and puns, we've got it all covered. As a former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Theresa May has had her fair share of scrutiny, but these jokes will have you seeing her in a whole new light. So join in on the fun and enjoy the best jokes about this famous politician!

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Guess who may be out of a job tomorrow?
How does Theresa May change a Lightbulb?
How is Theresa May Like a Catholic Teen?
Jose Mourinho has been brought in to help Theresa May with Brexit negotiations.
He made leaving Europe look so easy.
Theresa May has asked to delay Brexit until June
It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.
What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together?
What do Theresa May and John Malkovich have in common?
What does Theresa May do with her old, out-of-style clothes?
What does Theresa May think U.K. stands for?
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
Why can't Theresa May look herself in the mirror?

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