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Holiday Jokes

Looking for some hilarious holiday-themed jokes about your favorite celebrities? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and funny holiday jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good laugh, you'll find plenty to enjoy in this collection of the best holiday jokes. From witty one-liners to clever puns, and everything in between, our jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day. So come and join the fun - after all, who says you can't laugh all year round?

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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Donald Trump's greeting to all Mexicans on 14th February. Happy Wallentine's Day.
Happy Presidents' Day!
Future historians will be able to study at:
the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library,
the Lyndon B. Johnson Presidential Library,
the Richard M. Nixon Presidential Library,
the Gerald Ford Presidential Library,
the James Earl Carter Presidential Library,
the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library,
...and the Bill Clinton Adult Book Store!
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
How did Dolly Parton dress for halloween?
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
How is Barack Obama ruining Christmas?
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater for Christmas?
What did Santa Claus bring O.J. for Christmas?
What did Ted Bundy get for Christmas?

More funny holiday Jokes below

What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?
What do Elon Musk’s Christmas Cards say?
What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner?
What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?
What does Justin Bieber have in common with a Christmas tree?
What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
What Halloween Costume is sure to scare the hell out of your ex-girlfriend?
What is Dean, Peter and Sammy getting for Memorial Day?
What is Dominic Cummings’s favourite Christmas song?
What's Mike Tyson's favorite holiday?
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Whats a musician’s favorite Holiday?
Where wouldn’t Elvis ever stay on Valentine’s Day?
Why does Donald Trump have his Christmas dinner on a plastic plate?
Why is Greta Thunberg boycotting parsnips and carrots at Christmas?
Why is it hard for Liam Neeson to enjoy Valentine’s Day?

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