Looking for some hilarious holiday-themed jokes about your favorite celebrities? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and funny holiday jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good laugh, you'll find plenty to enjoy in this collection of the best holiday jokes. From witty one-liners to clever puns, and everything in between, our jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day. So come and join the fun - after all, who says you can't laugh all year round?
Back to MiscellaneousDarth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Donald Trump's greeting to all Mexicans on 14th February. Happy Wallentine's Day.
Happy Presidents' Day!
Future historians will be able to study at:
the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library,
the Lyndon B. Johnson Presidential Library,
the Richard M. Nixon Presidential Library,
the Gerald Ford Presidential Library,
the James Earl Carter Presidential Library,
the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library,
...and the Bill Clinton Adult Book Store!
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?Answer: Both their balls are decoration only.
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?Answer: He was very thinkful.
How did Dolly Parton dress for halloween?Answer: She put on an orange body stocking and went as a bag of pumpkins.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?Answer: Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
How is Barack Obama ruining Christmas?Answer: When he speaks he breaks up his Clauses.
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater for Christmas?Answer: Gee, you knit?
What did Santa Claus bring O.J. for Christmas?Answer: New gloves, a ski mask, a new hunting knife and a bottle of stain remover.
What did Ted Bundy get for Christmas?Answer: A smoking jacket.
What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?Answer: Candide yams
What do Elon Musk’s Christmas Cards say?Answer: Tesla Season To Be Jolly!
What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner?Answer: They put on a super spread.
What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?Answer: A thank you from Santa!
What does Justin Bieber have in common with a Christmas tree?Answer: Their balls are just for decoration.
What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?Answer: Turkey
What Halloween Costume is sure to scare the hell out of your ex-girlfriend?Answer: An O.J. Simpson costume.
What is Dean, Peter and Sammy getting for Memorial Day?Answer: Frank
What is Dominic Cummings’s favourite Christmas song?Answer: Driving Home for Christmas.
What's Mike Tyson's favorite holiday?Answer: Boxing day
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?Answer: Some people still believe in Santa Claus.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?Answer: Santa Claus stops after three ho's.
Whats a musician’s favorite Holiday?Answer: Billie Holiday
Where wouldn’t Elvis ever stay on Valentine’s Day?Answer: The Heartbreak Hotel.
Why does Donald Trump have his Christmas dinner on a plastic plate?Answer: He doesn’t get on with China.
Why is Greta Thunberg boycotting parsnips and carrots at Christmas?Answer: Because she's a swede dish campaigner.
Why is it hard for Liam Neeson to enjoy Valentine’s Day?Answer: Because all the girls are taken!
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