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Santa Claus Jokes

Get ready to ho-ho-hold onto your sides with our hilarious collection of Santa Claus jokes! Whether you're a fan, fanatic, follower or groupie of the famous bearded man in red, you'll find plenty of silly, corny and funny jokes that are sure to make you laugh. From puns and oneliners to witty quotes and clever riddles, our collection has it all. So sit back, pour yourself some eggnog and get ready to jingle all the way with our side-splitting Santa Claus jokes!

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How can Santa’s sleigh fly through the air?
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
How do you know when Santa's in the room?
How much did Santa pay for his reindeer?
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa who?
Santa Clause!
Rudolph had to ask Santa why Dasher and Dancer are always taking coffee breaks?

Santa: Because those two are my star bucks.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
What do call Santa when he stops moving?

More funny Santa Claus Jokes below

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?
What does Santa say in a race?
What is big, red and flies in the sky?
What is Santa’s favorite band?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
What's Santa's favourite candy?
What's white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
Where did Santa Claus go for vacation?
Which of Santa's reindeer has cleanest antlers?
Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?
Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
Why does Santa have three gardens?
Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?
Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?

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