Kim Jong Un Jokes

Can he tame the crazy dictator from the North?

Answer: The whole world is hoping for Kim Jong-Un.

Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20 story building. During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.

First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, "Ivan, jump down."

Ivan replied in tears, "Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son."

Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out.

Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee started running toward the window.

Putin grabbed him and said, "Are you crazy? You will die if you jump!"

Struggling, Lee replied, "Let me go! I have a wife and a son!"

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Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Answer: Mankind

What is the celebrity couple name for Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping?

Answer: Kimchi

What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school?

Answer: Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.