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Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Jean-Claude Juncker all jump from a plane without a parachute, in what order do they hit the ground?Answer: Doesn't matter.
What does Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh have in common?Answer: They both will do anything for ~~m~~honey.
What is the celebrity couple name for Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping?Answer: Kimchi
What is Xi Jinpings pet name for the Russian president?Answer: Winnie the Putin
Years ago, Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo died in custody under Xi Jinping, who denied any connection to the incident.
They said it’s a matter of “He said, Xi said.”
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