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Alfred Nobel Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny and funny jokes about the famous Alfred Nobel! Whether you're a fan, fanatic, or just someone who loves a good celebrity joke, our collection has something for everyone. From hilarious one-liners to witty puns, we've got the best jokes about the inventor of dynamite and the creator of the Nobel Prize. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh with our collection of Alfred Nobel jokes. Because let's face it, who doesn't love a good joke?

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After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, 'Tell me who the other nominees are — and I will eliminate them.'
Conan O'Brien
Al Gore has won an Academy award. He's won an Emmy award. And now, he's won the Nobel prize. But what he really wants is the Latin Grammy.
David Letterman
Alfred Nobel was a great guy. He was a scientist, engineer, and he created dynamite. He also created the Nobel Prizes.
He was so amazing that he blew everyone away.
Can conspiracy theorists win a Nobel Prize?
Did you hear about the guy who won the Nobel for inventing time travel to the future?
Did You hear about the Nobel Peace Prize won by Al Gore?
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Nobel gases have no reaction.
Regardless of all her great work, why has Cher never been considered for the Nobel Peace prize?
What do a Nobel prize winner and an everyday farmer have in common?
Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Why did the scientist remove the bell off the house?
Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?
Years ago, Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo died in custody under Xi Jinping, who denied any connection to the incident.
They said it’s a matter of “He said, Xi said.”

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