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Carl Sagan Jokes

Get ready to laugh and learn with our hilarious collection of Carl Sagan jokes! Whether you're a fan, a fanatic, or just someone who loves to laugh, you'll find something to enjoy in this hilarious compilation. From silly one-liners to clever puns, this collection has it all. And don't worry, you don't have to be an astrophysicist to appreciate the humor - these jokes are accessible to everyone. So come join the fun and discover why jokes about Carl Sagan are out of this world!

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.

Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar. After Descartes vanished in a puff of smoke, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain."

The bartender then noticed Einstein was there. So he asked him if he could believe what had happened. Einstein replied, "It's all relative."

Then the bartender noticed that Carl Sagan was there. He walked over to him and asked, "Can you believe that all these famous people are here in THIS bar?" Sagan replied, "No. Why there must be BILLIONS and BILLIONS of bars out there."
What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

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