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Back to OccupationIt's a little-known fact that legendary stuntman Evel Kneivel had an IQ of 160, the same as genius professor Stephen Hawking.
Ironically, they also shared a love of ramps.
It’s sad when you think about it, Stephen Hawking is the closest thing we have to the terminator.
Just saw a post about Stan Lee, Avicii, Stephen Hawking and Burt Reynolds.
It was a rip-post.
Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.
Steven Hawkings is going to have amazing flowers at his gravestone.
Steven Seagal looks mad, always, because he got his ass spanked by Steven Hawking.
What kind of phone did Steven Hawking use?Answer: A smart phone
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: There exist numerous parallel universes in which the same chicken is in differing stages of crossing the road. Only when one of the chickens has completed crossing the road do their ave functions coallesce.
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: The first seconds made the universe in such a way that chickens cross the road.
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