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Isaac Newton Jokes

Isaac Newton may be known for his contributions to science, but did you know he's also a great source of humor? If you're a fan of silly, corny, and funny jokes, this collection of Isaac Newton jokes is perfect for you! From hilarious one-liners to clever puns, this selection of the best jokes about the famous physicist is sure to make you laugh. Whether you're a fan of science or just love a good joke, this collection has something for everyone. So why not take a break from studying gravity and check out these side-splitting Isaac Newton jokes? Jokes are fun!

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Newton, Galileo and Pascal were playing hide and seek...
...Pascal taps Galileo and decides he is seeking before running to hide. Galileo begins to count. Newton grabs a piece of chalk from his pocket because all scientists have pieces of chalk in their pocket and proceeds to draw a square with 1m dimensions around him. By the time he is done Galileo turns and says I've found you Newton. Newton replies with "no, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal".
Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek.

Einstein is it, so he closes his eyes and starts to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't budge. Right in front of Einstein he bends down and scratches a box in the dirt, one meter on a side. The he just stands there, right in the middle of the box.

Einstein opens his eyes and says "Newton! I found you! You're it!"

"No," says Newton. "You found a Newton in one square meter. You found Pascal!"
An apple falls on Isaac Newton's head
He shakes his fist at the sky and says, "There should be a law!"
Archimedes, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek.
It's Archimedes' turn to seek and so he starts counting down.
Pascal quickly runs off to some bushes nearby.
Newton starts walking, stops thinks for a while, and then draws a large rectangle around himself in the dirt.
The time is up and Archimedes turns around: "Found you, Newton".
"I'm not Newton", he replies, "I’m Newton in a square meter, I'm a Pascal"
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Did you hear that Apple Guy died?
Did you know?

Before Isaac Newton invented gravity in 1869, people could fly!
How did Isaac Newton formalize calculus?
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree one fine day, trying to figure out how gravity works. And then it hit him.
Newton, Einstein and Pascal meet in Heaven
They’re bored, so Einstein suggests they play hide and seek. Einstein starts counting to 10. Pascal runs to find a good hiding spot, Newton on the other hand stays in place. He draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square with chalk on the ground and stands in it. Einstein finished counting, turns around, notices Newton and says: “Ha, gotcha Newton!”, but Newton just replies: “Nah man, you got Pascal.”

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You’ve heard of Newton’s Laws but have you heard of Cole’s Law?

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