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Georg Ohm Jokes

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Have you heard about the cult of teenage girls who worship the German physicist Georg Simon Ohm?
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
What do you call a detective and a part-time electrician?
What do you call a resistor that doesn't work?
Who was the first electricity detective?
Why did Cleopatra find King Tut irresistible?
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Georg Ohm?
Why did the ohm swim to the other side of the river?

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