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Al Gore Jokes

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After 40 years, Al and Tipper Gore have split up. Nobody knows why, but there is a rumor today that Al came home early last week and found another man's carbon footprints.
Bill Maher
Al Gore and his wife, longtime married couple, are separating. Tipper Gore. And they may get a divorce. Apparently what happened, they experienced global cooling.
David Letterman
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".

Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
Al Gore has won an Academy award. He's won an Emmy award. And now, he's won the Nobel prize. But what he really wants is the Latin Grammy.
David Letterman
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go."

Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it.

So his two body guards run out to find out who it was.

Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news."

"What is the bad news?" asked Bill.

"Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore."

"Whats the worst news?" asked Bill.

"The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
Bush and Gore were sitting in a restaurant to discuss the craziness of the election. When the waitress came to take their orders, Gore said, "I'll take the steak." When she asked Bush, he said, "I'll take the quicky." Gore motioned for the waitress to come closer, and whispered into her ear "He means the quiche."
David Hasselhoff had sex with Al Gore's mother, thus, making him the real creator of the internet.
Did You hear about the Nobel Peace Prize won by Al Gore?
Gore calls up Bush and says, "Hey, let's settle this Australian Style."

Bush asks, "How's that?"

Gore says, "First you stand there, and I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can." Then it's your turn. Whoever quits first is the loser.

Bush says, "OK, stands there," and is completely knocked over by Gore.

After 10 minutes, Bush stands up, and groans, "Alright, my turn."

Gore then replies, "It's all right, you can be president."
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You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?

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