Looking for a good laugh? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and funny jokes about the one and only Chelsea Clinton. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good celebrity joke, our collection has something for everyone. From clever one-liners to hilarious puns, we've got it all. And with Chelsea's background as a writer, global health advocate, and the daughter of former U.S. President Bill Clinton, there's plenty of material to work with. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh with our hilarious collection of Chelsea Clinton jokes!
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
Chelsea Clinton recently said that when her mom traveled, she would leave a note for her every day that she was gone.
Though every day the note just read, 'Keep an eye on your father.'
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?Answer: Not according to Dad.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?Answer: Chelsea Clinton
What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?Answer: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
When Bill Clinton was President, he got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir". The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea." The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."
Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea’s new private school?Answer: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?Answer: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?Answer: Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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