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Steve Irwin Jokes

Looking for a hilarious collection of jokes about the beloved and adventurous Steve Irwin? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and downright funny Steve Irwin Jokes! Perfect for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies, and anyone who loves a good laugh, our collection includes the best jokes about the famous "Crocodile Hunter" that are sure to have you in stitches. From one-liners and puns to quotes and riddles, we've got it all. So why wait? Dive into our collection of Steve Irwin jokes today and get ready to laugh like never before!

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After Steve Irwin’s death we discovered Terri Irwin is pregnant. If it’s a boy, she’ll name him Ray - if it’s a girl, she’ll name her Barb!
Did you hear about Steve Irwin’s tombstone?
Guess who's singing at Steve Irwin's funeral?
How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use?
Little did you know, but Steve Irwin would have lived if he had put on enough sunscreen.

It would have protected him from the harmful rays.
Steve Irwin is mulling around Gods office, they get to talking.

Steve says to God, "look I appreciate you trying to make me feel at home and all that, but crikey I asked for a CROC not a BROCK!"
Steve Irwin may have married Terri, but he always had a place in his heart for Barb.
Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured in unanimous approval. Steve stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head.

The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. Steve stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A blonde woman timidly spoke up...

"I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
What did Steve Irwin get when an alligator clamped down on his arm?
What do Steve Irwin and Indiana Jones have in common?
What do Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?

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Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Steve Irwin passed at least he died the way he lived…with animals in his heart.

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