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After Steve Irwin’s death we discovered Terri Irwin is pregnant. If it’s a boy, she’ll name him Ray - if it’s a girl, she’ll name her Barb!
Did you hear about Steve Irwin’s tombstone?Answer: It reads ‘Ray Sting Peace’.
Guess who's singing at Steve Irwin's funeral?Answer: Sting
How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use?Answer: Not enough to stop the harmful rays!
Little did you know, but Steve Irwin would have lived if he had put on enough sunscreen.
It would have protected him from the harmful rays.
Steve Irwin is mulling around Gods office, they get to talking.
Steve says to God, "look I appreciate you trying to make me feel at home and all that, but crikey I asked for a CROC not a BROCK!"
Steve Irwin may have married Terri, but he always had a place in his heart for Barb.
Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval. Steve stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. Steve stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up...
"I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
What did Steve Irwin get when an alligator clamped down on his arm?Answer: Workman’s chomp.
What do Steve Irwin and Indiana Jones have in common?Answer: They both have a hol(e)y chest.
What do Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?Answer: They both hate fish-tails
What were Steve Irwin’s favorite sunglasses?Answer: Ray Bans
Who else sung at Steve Irwin's funeral?Answer: Barb-ara Streisand.
Who is Steve Irwin’s favorite musician?Answer: Ray Charles
Why did Steve Irwin fail his computer science class?Answer: String Arrays
Why is Trudie Styler like Steve Irwin?Answer: Both have been penetrated by Sting.
Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Steve Irwin passed at least he died the way he lived…with animals in his heart.
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