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Charlie Sheen Jokes

Here you will find a great collection of silly, corny and funny Charlie Sheen Jokes for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies and everyone else who likes awesome celebrity jokes. This funny collection of the best jokes about the famous Charlie Sheen can also contain quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the celebrity. Jokes are fun!

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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Two and half Men.
Charlie and I have quite a bit in common. We both love porn, we've both done a ton of drugs and neither of us are actors.
Charlie Sheen and Rihanna meet outside of an elevator.

Both wait patiently for the elevator to arrive. When the doors open Rihanna makes a hand gesture and says: '' Aids before Beauty ''.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Denise Richards wants custody of her 2 young children, what does Charlie Sheen want?
How bad is Charlie Sheen's meltdown?

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How did Ashton Kutcher get a bottle of "Tiger Blood"?
How did Charlie Sheen pass his court ordered drug test?
How do you fix our economic problems with the help of Charlie Sheen?
How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen?
How does every Charlie Sheen party end?
How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted?
I'm 80. You're (46). How come we look like we went to high school together?
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to the porn star with 2 black eyes?
What do Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have in common?
What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common?
What does Charlie Sheen do if the dishwasher stops working?
What is CBS considering renaming Two and a Half Men after firing Charlie Sheen?
What's a bigger lie than Floyd Mayweather pleading "Not Guilty"?
What's a bigger lie than Lindsay Lohan pleading "Not Guilty"?
What's ironic about reports that Charlie Sheen is dating pornstar Bree Olson?

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What's more embarrassing than being Charlie Sheen?
What's the difference between Charlie Harper and Charlie Harper jokes?

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