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Charlie Sheen Jokes

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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Two and half Men.
Charlie and I have quite a bit in common. We both love porn, we've both done a ton of drugs and neither of us are actors.
Charlie Sheen and Rihanna meet outside of an elevator.

Both wait patiently for the elevator to arrive. When the doors open Rihanna makes a hand gesture and says: '' Aids before Beauty ''.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Denise Richards wants custody of her 2 young children, what does Charlie Sheen want?
How bad is Charlie Sheen's meltdown?
How did Ashton Kutcher get a bottle of "Tiger Blood"?
How did Charlie Sheen pass his court ordered drug test?
How do you fix our economic problems with the help of Charlie Sheen?
How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen?

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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
What did Charlie Sheen say to the porn star with 2 black eyes?
What do Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have in common?
What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common?
What does Charlie Sheen do if the dishwasher stops working?
What is CBS considering renaming Two and a Half Men after firing Charlie Sheen?
What's a bigger lie than Floyd Mayweather pleading "Not Guilty"?
What's a bigger lie than Lindsay Lohan pleading "Not Guilty"?
What's ironic about reports that Charlie Sheen is dating pornstar Bree Olson?
What's more embarrassing than being Charlie Sheen?
What's the difference between Charlie Harper and Charlie Harper jokes?
What's the main difference between Michael Jackson and Charlie Sheen?
What's the title for the new sitcom starring Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan?
Who will suffer the most financially from Charlie Sheen's legal problems?
Why did Amber Heard and Charlie Sheen's secret lovechild take his father's name instead of his mother's?
Why did CBS pull the plug on Sheen's hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men"?
Why did Charlie Sheen threaten his wife with a knife?
Why does Charlie Sheen have hernia problems?
Why is Charlie Sheen a spokesman for Hanes underwear?
Why is Charlie Sheen having trouble penning his tell-all memoir?
Why is Charlie Sheen looking forward to hitting rock bottom?
Why is Charlie Sheen suing the Japanese Tsunami?
Why is Charlie Sheen travelling across the country performing one man shows?
Why is the judge in the Charlie Sheen custody case insisting Charlie work at a Red Lobster?
With all the negativity in the world least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.

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