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George Clooney Jokes

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Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website?
Flo (from Progressive Insurance): Why was the math book sad?
George Clooney: Because it had so many problems.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.

George Clooney says, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio yells, "I'll produce!"

And Matthew McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.

They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
Here's the thing about George Clooney's wives...once you've seen one, you've seen Amal.
My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with...

She read hers out: 'One, George Clooney; two, Brad Pitt; three, Justin Timberlake; four, Jake Gyllenhaal; five, Johnny Depp.'

I thought, I've got the better deal here: 'One, your sister... That's where our conversation ended..
Which actor is known for silly antics between takes?

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