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Matt Damon Jokes

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?
I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:

I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.
Matt Damon's movie "The Great Wall", has had it's release date postponed...
Seems the Mexicans haven't paid for it yet.
Mom: "We're going to see Elysium with Matt Damon."

Dad: "Wow, Matt Damon is coming with us?!"
My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.
Some diseases are airborne, some are waterborne...
But the Matt Damon disease is Jason Bourne
What do you call a flying Matt Damon?
What do you call a guy that's an actor and a program?
What do you call a movie about Matt Damon haunting a carpet store?
What does Johnny Depp, Dave Pirner and Matt Damon have in common?
What does Matt Damon call it when he shops for cheap clothes?

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