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Jean-Claude Van Damme Jokes

Step right up and get ready to laugh out loud with our amazing collection of Jean-Claude Van Damme jokes! If you're a fan, fanatic, or follower of this legendary celebrity, you won't want to miss out on these silly, corny, and downright hilarious jokes. But even if you're just someone who loves a good celebrity joke, we've got you covered. Our collection includes the best of the best when it comes to Jean-Claude Van Damme humor. You'll find everything from witty one-liners to clever puns, and even some tricky riddles. And of course, all of our jokes are guaranteed to have you rolling on the floor with laughter. So why waste your time with boring jokes when you can experience the absolute best in Jean-Claude Van Damme humor? Don't miss out on this opportunity to join the ranks of true Jean-Claude Van Damme fans who know that jokes are the best medicine for a good laugh. Come on over and get ready to giggle!

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Jean Claude Van Damme can touch MC Hammer.
Jean Claude Van Damme coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
Jean Claude Van Damme once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?
Jean-Claude Van Damme once attempted to throw a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. He was immediately arrested for fraud.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' butt. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Steven Seagal only knows one joke.
It goes: "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Jean Claude Van Damme."
"Jean Claude Van Damme who?"
"Yeah, I think he sucks too."
What do you call a shellfish Action movie star?
What do you call a wet kickboxer?

More funny Jean-Claude Van Damme Jokes below

When Jean Claude Van Damme jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
You hear about the time Jean Claude Van Damme met Sean Connery?

Connery introduced himself. "Bond. James Bond."

And Van Damme replied. "Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme."

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