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MC Hammer Jokes

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I don't even like going to any parties at MC Hammer's house. He never lets anyone touch anything.
I went round MC Hammer's house the other day. It was rubbish! He wouldn't let me touch anything.
Jean Claude Van Damme can touch MC Hammer.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way, that Chuck Norris can touch this.
What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?
What would a hammer be called in Minecraft?
What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
Who was Lenin’s favorite hip-hop artist?

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