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Back to MusicChuck Norris won an award today. Kanye West sat politely in his seat.
How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?Answer: He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
How tall is Kanye West?Answer: Oh, about Ye high
How's Kanye going to make up for the $30M loss from cancelling The Saint Pablo Tour?Answer: He's helping Kim pack her jewelry for another European vacation.
If Kanye West is running...
I think Vanilla Ice should run for president at some point as well. He'd have a solid campaign slogan "If there was a problem, I'll solve it" and he'd make everyone collaborate and listen.
Kanye West called Taylor Swift to apologize for sabotaging her acceptance speech at the VMA's.
Taylor Swift tried to accept his apology but Kanye West interrupted to say that Barack Obama had the best apology acceptance this year when he accepted the apology made by Joe Wilson.
In fact, Kanye added Barack Obama had the best acceptance of an apology ever.
Kanye West compares himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs.
Apparently none of them could sing, either.
Kanye West running for president reminds me of watching my wife giving birth.
Just when you thought you couldn’t get a bigger cunt…
Kanye West told Complex Magazine he is the most intelligent rapper in the world. He made the claim after successfully counting to eight.
Addition to Dictionary
Kanye'd
Kan⋅ye'd - kən-yād
v.
1. To rudely and untimely interrupt someone, then give them the floor again and expect everything to flow smoothly as if nothing ever happened.
I was telling my girlfriend about my day when she kanye'd me and got upset because I could not remember where I was in my story when she told me to continue with my story.
Kayne West is said to be recovering well in hospital after a nine hour operation to remove his head from his arsehole.
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
News: Kim and Kanye expecting another baby, say they will name it something normal.
Congratulations, Something Normal West.
Since Kim and Kanye named their child North West, I will honor them in naming my child South East.
What did Kanye West say at patrick swayze's funeral?Answer: Yo. Patrick, I'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute. but Michael Jackson had the best death of the year.
What is the difference between Serena Williams and Kanye West?Answer: At least Serena has the BALLS to back up her statements!
What's the best song on the new Kanye West album?Answer: -
What's the difference between Kanye West and God?Answer: God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Why did Donald Trump invite Kanye West round to help with his Christmas presents?Answer: Because Kanye is Trump's favourite wrapper.
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