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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs...
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs...
Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die.
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs talk at a bar after a long day of gettin' money.
Bill: So I went to the bank yesterday to talk about a loan
Steve: What do you need a loan for?
Bill: Oh, I don't. The bank does.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Did you hear Steve Jobs tried to enter the pearly Gates?Answer: Bill said no!
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new gold iPhone?Answer: Don’t worry, he will let you know
Kanye West compares himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs.
Apparently none of them could sing, either.
RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.
Steve jobs and Bill Gates colonize Mars. What do they call the planet?Answer: Planet of the Apps.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But its a silly comparison really, its like comparing apples to oranges.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump...
But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.
What do you call a person who smashes windows?Answer: Steve Jobs
What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?Answer: iCame, iSaw, iConquered.
Why did Steve Jobs die?Answer: Because Apple kept the doctors away.
Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies?Answer: Mac users have no CTRL
Why did Steve Jobs hate arguments with Bill Gates?Answer: He could never WinThose
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?Answer: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, the iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed!
Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?Answer: Because he's always inbetween jobs.
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