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Kim Kardashian Jokes

Get ready to laugh with our hilarious collection of Kim Kardashian jokes! Whether you're a superfan or just love celebrity humor, our funny one-liners, puns, and quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone. From her famous family to her glamorous lifestyle, no topic is off-limits. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughter as we take a lighthearted look at the world of Kim Kardashian.

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Did you hear that wedding guests who gave expensive gifts are suing Kim Kardashian?
How hot is Kim Kardashian's ass?
How's Kanye going to make up for the $30M loss from cancelling The Saint Pablo Tour?
I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
Kim Kardashian gave birth to North West. Does that mean the area between her legs is the Northwest Passage?
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Last night, at the Country Music Awards, Kim Kardashian tripped on her way to the stage. It was a good ol' country hoedown!
News: Kim and Kanye expecting another baby, say they will name it something normal.

Congratulations, Something Normal West.
Since Kim and Kanye named their child North West, I will honor them in naming my child South East.
What are basketball players doing during the NBA lockout?

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What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
What do Ziplock bags, Barbie dolls, Nicki Minag and Kim West have in common?
What do Ziplock bags, Barbie dolls, Nicki Minaj and Kim West have in common?
What does Kim Kardashian and door knobs have common?
What does Kris and Kim Kardashians marriage prove?
What kind of rings do you need to marry a Kardashian?
What record did Kim Kardashian recently break?
What was the movie "Superbad" originally about?
Which celebrity gets the most speeding tickets?
Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into?
Why did Kim Kardashian marriage end so quickly?
Why did Reggie Bush want to break up with Kim Kardashian?
Why don't the Kardashians like Santa Claus?
Why is Kim Kardashian going to marry a tennis player next?

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