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Back to SportHow do you know when it’s Lebron James’ Birthday?Answer: Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
How do you know your better than Derrick Rose?Answer: When you have more cartilage in your ears than Derrick Rose has in his knees.
I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
Offensively, James Harden is outstanding. Defensively, he’s just out standing.
What’s the difference between Carmelo Anthony and time?Answer: Time passes
What’s the difference between Kevin McHale and time?Answer: Time passes
What’s the difference between Kobe Bryant and time?Answer: Time actually passes.
Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?Answer: Because his purse didn't match his shoes.
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?Answer: He wanted to beat the crowd.
Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?Answer: Because it has "Curry" in it.
Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?Answer: Her coach is a pumpkin.
Yao Ming is starting his own basketball team. It’s called Crazy Reach Asians.
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