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Back to SportDo you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?Answer: A Magic Johnson
Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time. But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive.
Magic: I'll put my blood, sweat and tears into making the Lakers great again.
Me: Blood?
Michigan State may have lost But I still remain positive.
Mitch Kupchak: "so what's the plan? how can we rebuild the lakers?"
Magic: "Well first you're fired!"
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?Answer: Magic Johnson
What was the favorite food of Pistol Pete & Magic Johnson?Answer: Hot Dogs
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?Answer: Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
Why does Magic Johnson love the life he lives?Answer: Because he went from Negative to Positive.
Why is Magic Johnson not afraid of going deaf?Answer: Cause he's not worried about hearing A.I.D.S
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