Why is American Express hiring Bobbitt as a spokesman?Answer: Their slogan is, "Don't leave home without it."
Why is Lorena Bobbitt so unpopular?Answer: She gives the worst hand jobs.
Why's Bobbitt being counseled by Pee Wee Herman?Answer: So he can find out how to hold on to his penis.
You hear about the new computer virus going around?Answer: It's called the Wayne Bobbitt virus. It cuts off your hard drive and leaves you with a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
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