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Back to MusicAfter he died, Bach landed at the Pearly Gates where God was waiting.
"Bach! hallelujah!"
God said: "Our angelic choir is in need of a new oratorio, and with how many songs you've composed, you MUST be the man for the job."
Bach sighed, then said:
"God, I've spent my entire life composing EVERYTHING except for opera. Now you ask ME to write an oratorio for YOUR angelic choir... Do I look like the Messiah?"
"Well" God said: "I guess you just can't Handel it."
I can't find my Liszt of composer puns
If any of you can get a Holst of it, could you Handel it to me?
I can't Handel Liszts. If I forget something while Chopin, I just go Bach later.
I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know...
But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!
I've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...
I could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.
Jack Nicholson refuses to believe that he doesn’t like classical music. He just can’t Handel the truth.
Please, stop asking me to perform Hallelujah...
I just can't Handel it anymore!
What did Scarlatti tell Vivaldi when he fell off a ladder?Answer: I guess you Baroque your Bach. I bet you can't Handel the pain.
What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?Answer: Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
Why did Mozart fall off a tree?.Answer: He lost his Handel on Bach.
Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra?Answer: He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison.
Why didn't Handel go shopping?Answer: Because he was Baroque.
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