Here you will find a hilarious collection of silly and corny Franz Liszt jokes that will tickle your funny bone! Perfect for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies, and everyone else who loves a good laugh, this collection of the best jokes about the famous Hungarian composer and pianist is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. From puns and one-liners to witty quotes and clever riddles, this collection has it all. So, come and indulge in some musical humor with these side-splitting Franz Liszt jokes. After all, who says classical music can't be fun and funny?
Back to MusicHave you heard about the musician who leaves a message for his wife?Answer: Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.
I can't find my Liszt of composer puns
If any of you can get a Holst of it, could you Handel it to me?
I can't Handel Liszts. If I forget something while Chopin, I just go Bach later.
I haven't learnt to play classical piano music yet.
But it's on my todo Liszt.
I went Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.
Don't worry, I will go Bach later.
I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know...
But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!
I've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...
I could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.
Mozart’s wife made him go back to the grocery store to buy the food she had wanted.
He really should have remembered to bring the Chopin Liszt.
There are so many jokes about this composer. I could make you a Liszt.
What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer?Answer: A wish Liszt.
What do classical pianists use to remember their groceries?Answer: A Chopin Liszt.
Why are classical musicians so good at finding deals?Answer: Because they never pay the Liszt price.
Why did the musician's wife yell at him?Answer: Because he went Chopin but forgot the Liszt, so he went Bach home.
Why did the symphony conductor come home with all the wrong groceries?Answer: He forgot the Chopin Liszt
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