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Did you hear about the Ellen Degeneres' Christmas Special?Answer: She was planning to do a few Carols...
Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres died?Answer: They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?Answer: They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
I'm waiting for the elevator in a Hollywood office building.
The elevator doors open and there stands Ellen and a beautiful woman.
I ask, "Going down?"
Ellen replies, "No, we were just talking."
What did Ellen Degeneres say to Kathie Lee Gifford?Answer: Can I be "Frank" with you?
What do you get when you cross an uemployed hen with Ellen Degeneres?Answer: A couple of chicks that don't do dick.
What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?Answer: She doesn’t, she eats out!
What's the difference between Will Rogers and Ellen Degeneres?Answer: Will Rogers never met a man he DIDN'T like.
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