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Back to OccupationAnne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar...
Just kidding they're all dead.
Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog?Answer: Neither did she.
Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house?Answer: Neither did she.
Ever wonder how Helen Keller could tell the difference between the men's room and the ladies room?Answer: She feels her way around.
Hellen Keller walks into a bar...Then a stool. Then a table.
How did Helen Keller meet her husband?Answer: On a blind date!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was a kid?Answer: Moved the furniture around.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?Answer: By putting a plunger in the toilet.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and a table... and a chair...
What did Helen Keller name her dog?Answer: Nymphdrumpherlmf
What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?Answer: Endless love.
What do you have when you have Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and the O.J. Simpson jury?Answer: *Fourteen* people who can't see worth a damn!
What was Helen Keller’s favorite color?Answer: Corduroy
What were Hellen Kellers’ favorite candies?Answer: Skittles. Even if he couldn’t see the rainbow, he could at least taste it.
Whats helen keller's favorite color?Answer: Black
Why can't Helen Keller drive?Answer: She's a woman.
Why did Helen Keller have yellow legs?Answer: Her dog was blind too
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines?Answer: They're painful to look at.
Why does Helen Keller's husband always yells at her?Answer: Because she doesn't listen.
Why was Helen Keller's face pock-marked?Answer: Her parents made her eat with a fork.
Why was Helen Keller's hand so bloody?Answer: Trying to read the white stripe in road at 55 mph.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?Answer: Her dog was blind too.
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