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Author Jokes

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Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...

They argued about how characters should travel.

Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.

When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
Douglas Adams
George R. R. Martin, Patrick Rothfuss, and Scott Lynch walk into a bar
I'll finish writing the rest of this joke soon.
How did Charlotte Brontë make it easier for everyone to breathe?
Isaac says to the science fiction writer, "who are you?"
The writer replies: "I am Isaac."
Delighted at the coincidence, Isaac says "As am I!"
The writer frowns and shakes his head. "No, Asim*ov*."
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.”

The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”
What does Jeff Kinney do when he’s constipated?
What does Kurt Vonnegut like to have in his cream cheese?
What is Coleen Rooney's favourite game to play over the festive period?
Which is Emily Dickinson's favorite reindeer?

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