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Back to SportWhy did A-Rod feel the need to take steroids?Answer: Every day he woke up feeling half-ass and he wanted to be ass-whole!
Why did Alex Rodriguez break up with Kate Hudson?Answer: He couldn't live through another screening of "Fool's Gold"!
Why does Alex Rodriguez feel like Captain Sully Sullenberger?Answer: Because he gets to land his jet into the Hudson every night!
Why does Madonna and Alex Rodriguez make a good couple?Answer: They go well together since he hit 50 the same year she did!
Yo momma so mean she takes more steroids than A-Rod, just to give you a proper whopping.
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