Looking for a hilarious way to brighten up your day? Check out our collection of Yoko Ono jokes! Whether you're a dedicated fan or simply enjoy a good laugh, you'll love these silly, corny, and funny jokes about the Japanese multimedia artist, singer, songwriter, and peace activist. From clever one-liners to witty puns and riddles, our collection is sure to put a smile on your face. So, come on in and join the fun!
Back to OccupationWhat did John Lennon say to Linda when they met at the pearly gates?Answer: Whew, someone told me it was supposed to be Yoko. Thank God it's you.
What did Paul McCartney do after his wife's death?Answer: Went out for a hamburger and steak with Yoko.
What was Linda McCartney's greatest legacy?Answer: That the Beatles could barely sing, but she and Yoko made them sound good.
What's the biggest tragedy about Linda's death?Answer: She is dead and Yoko is still alive.
Why did John Lennon get shot?Answer: Because Yoko ducked.
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