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How did CNN react to Jeffrey Epstein's death?Answer: Fake noose!
How does Epstein change a light bulb?Answer: We don't know, his suicide watch didn't see anything.
What did the prison guard say when Epstein cried for help?Answer: I'll be right there, just hang on for a minute.
What does Jeffery Epstein and me being offered 30 days of YouTube premium have in common?Answer: We both skip the trial.
What does Jeffrey Epstein and apoptosis have in common?Answer: Programmed cell death.
What does Jeffrey Epstein have in common with Christmas decorations?Answer: They’re always hung way too early.
What is Jeffrey Epstein’s favorite killstreak in Call of Duty?Answer: The Predator Missile.
What was Epstein's favorite prison game?Answer: Hangman
What were Epstein's last words before he committed suicide?Answer: Please don't kill me!
What's the resemblance between a battery and Jeff Epstein?Answer: They both die in a cell!
Why did Epstein hang himself?Answer: Because a gunshot wound would’ve been too suspicious.
Why did Jeffrey Epstein love Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven?Answer: Cause it's in A minor.
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