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Angelina Jolie Jokes

Get ready to laugh out loud with our hilarious collection of Angelina Jolie jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply appreciate good comedy, this collection is sure to delight. From silly one-liners to clever puns, our selection of the best jokes about the famous Angelina Jolie will keep you entertained for hours. Plus, we've included quotes, riddles, and more to ensure that there's something for everyone. So come on in and join the fun - jokes are always better with friends!

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"You wouldn't sleep with Angelina Jolie for a million dollars, would you?", asked the cuddling wife.

"Don't be ridiculous", said the husband. "How am I gonna raise a million dollars?"
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Brangelina is no more.

And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back.
Have you heard about Angelina Jolie’s new film about abortion?
My wife said to me, "Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?"

I said, "Yes."
What did Brad Pitt say when threatened with no sex from Angelina unless he gives up smoking?
What do a stuffed olive and Angelina Jolie have in common?
What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?
Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

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