Baseball Jokes

Which baseball player loved fireplaces?

Answer: Mickey Mantle

Which famous Yankees player was the MVP when camping out?

Answer: Sparkly Lyle – he could always light the campfire.

Which Red Sox baseball player holds water?

Answer: David Price - because he a pitcher.

Who was the most basic person to ever play the game of baseball?

Answer: Al Kaline

Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?

Answer: O.J. Simpson

Why did Aaron Boone only want frogs in the outfield?

Answer: They never miss a fly.

Why did Aaron Boone want spiders to play for the Yankees?

Answer: They know how to catch flies.

Why did Aaron Judge bring a pacifier to the game?

Answer: He wanted to play like the Babe.

Why did Aaron Judge bring string to the game?

Answer: So he could tie the score if he had to.

Why did Brock Holt bring string to the game?

Answer: So he could tie the score if he had to.

Why did Mookie Betts bring a pacifier to the game?

Answer: He wanted to play like the Babe.

Why did Ted Williams wear old stockings when he played?

Answer: They had runs in them!

Why did the Luis Severino go to the car dealer?

Answer: He wanted to learn a sales pitch.

Why did the Rick Porcello go to the car dealer?

Answer: He wanted to learn a sales pitch.

Why does Aaron Judge wear old socks when plays?

Answer: They have runs in them.

Why does it take Gleyber Torres longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?

Answer: Because there is a short stop in the middle.

Why does it take Xander Bogaerts longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?

Answer: Because there is a short stop in the middle.

Why is Mike Trout so perfect?

Answer: He's an Angel.

Why is Nathan Eovaldi such a good singer?

Answer: Because he has a perfect pitch.

Why should you take Chris Sale camping with you?

Answer: To pitch the tent.

Why should you take Mariano Rivera camping with you?

Answer: To pitch the tent.

Why was it so hard to get Aaron Boone on the phone?

Answer: Someone yanked his phone away.

Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot and now has a crack in his big toe.

This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

You know Roberto Alomar's father played baseball also.

Yeah, Robby is a spitting image of him.