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How is working the fry station at McDonald's like studying Plato and Aristotle?Answer: You really learn to appreciate ancient grease.
My wife's a really good dancer, Aristotle would say she's a prime mover
Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?Answer: His teacher was Plato.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Aristotle?Answer: A1: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. A2: The other side of the road was its natural place. A3: To actualize its potential.
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