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Brett Kavanaugh Jokes

Here you will find a great collection of silly, corny and funny Brett Kavanaugh Jokes for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies and everyone else who likes awesome celebrity jokes. This funny collection of the best jokes about the famous Brett Kavanaugh can also contain quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the celebrity. Jokes are fun!

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A rapist and a serial sexual predator walk into a bar. The bartender says...

Hello Mr. Kavanaugh. Hello Mr. Trump.
A sexual harasser and a sexual assaulter walk into a bar...

Ohhh wait sorry, that's just Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh walking into the Supreme Court.
Brett Kavanaugh was questioned by police for throwing ice at a guy during a bar fight in 1985
Just ice served
Brett Kavanaugh's closet is so full of skeletons...

Lindsey Graham can barely breathe in there.
Did you hear about the allegations that Kavanaugh threw ice on someone?
I can't believe all of those women voted yes to pass Kavanaugh out of the Judiciary committee.
Well, I mean they voted no, but to Republicans that means yes.
It's all or none for Brett Kavanaugh
He doesn't believe in plan B
It's hard to believe Brett Kavanaugh is a judge.
It sounds like the guy's never been able to pass a bar in his life.
There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.
He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."
What do you call a sword that commits sexual assault?
What is justice Brett Kavanaugh’s first case?

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